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Cockleplop

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.
Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...
by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011
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Warms my cockles

That feeling you get when a loved one suggests something exciting or provocative
"he warms my cockles when he suggests we take a trip to jizzneyland"
by Littleangrypirate May 17, 2017
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cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.
The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.
by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009
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conke

The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS
HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!
by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017
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cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions
Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

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by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016
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cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.
He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.
by meowlnir July 19, 2014
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