Condenced Milk

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.

condenced milk is a fucking loser

by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020

Convinced Atheist

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.

I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.

by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023

Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".

*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.

by StanTehMan January 19, 2010

confirmed bachelor

A homosexual man

Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.

by Aerolite March 11, 2004

Conincidence

Noun:
An incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam.

The religion you grew up with is the one true religion? What a conincidence!

It's so conincidental that you show up to sell me a research paper just when I need one done for tomorrow's class.

by lovelywordplay August 29, 2012

Sweatshirt confirmed

When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.

Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.

by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010

Illuminati Confirmed

While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)

scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?

by mztrie March 28, 2016