Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

Cowlicker

Hiding your obvious erection with your phone and a bag of crisps when returning to the office

As I daydreamed about a previous sexual encounter, I had to do a cowlicker to hide my embarrassment from my colleagues in the office

by Jonesyinc August 21, 2012

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Conficky

Somewhere in the middle between confident and cocky.

F: "I think you're cocky, you think you're confident. We hardly agree."
M: "Let's agree to meet somewhere in the middle."
F: "Conficky?"
M: "That'll do."

by Brigaid May 14, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008