Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

by anon182 August 27, 2012

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compromising

Doing shit for someone awesome because you're a piece of shit. Stop being a little bitch and do it.

Mel: No you owe me $100 not $80 and a box of condoms.

Lil' Marco: Oh come on, its all about compromising.

Mel: Oh alright. I did need a box of condoms anyway.

by LilyShitFace April 28, 2015

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Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

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Compromise Game

Not necessarily a curve game. When someone tries to flirt with you and you turn them down sexually, but you still leave opportunity for friendship. You still give them your number or any social media even though you know their intentions.

Sage: Man, I can't trust my girl when she goes out.

Gary: Why bro?
Sage: My girl don't have a curve game, she got a compromise game.
Gary: Oh hell nah bro. DROP HER ASS!

by LityBopCity September 5, 2017

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