After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.
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One of the greatest zines ever created.
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing
Aaron Cometbus is a true genius. His zine, Cometbus, has been printed since '83 and it's still fresh and with a unique writing style. long live the east bay punk scene woo!
by dr. gruff April 10, 2008
Get the Cometbus mug.To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.
"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"
"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010
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-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.
-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.
"Hey did you see that guy comatoke himself last week"
"he's comatoked"
"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"
"he's comatoked"
"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"
by Sparkey-sparkles March 22, 2010
Get the Comatoked mug.Being in such a deep state of sleep post work that you end up sleeping thru a pre-arranged gaming time get together with your clan on the PS3.
Don't worry Mrs mondeo he's only comatose and not camotose, so theres a chance he'll wake up and be able to play ps3 this century.
by NRUman June 17, 2010
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