Latvian Communion

Vodka with a pickle chaser.

At every Letten im Weltall show, I end up taking Latvian communion.

by Die Anderen September 18, 2010

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008

communophobia

Fear of communism

That guy has communophobia.

by scoobydoosags May 6, 2020

First Communion

The term First Communion is used commonly in Correctional institutions. First Communion is when an inmate has his virginity taken for the first time.

It's time to take your First Communion Angel Face.

by Bubba Prison ID: CZ9349 November 11, 2012

Cummunion

The act of taking your cock and "blessing" a girl (or guy) with the tip in a cross formation on the forehead. You need some precum to do this properly.

Katy: Did you and Fidy role play last night?
Jules: Yep! He dresed up as a priest and gave me Cummunion. It was hot!
Katy: Blessed are the sinners...

by Moltov Cocktease May 21, 2010

commonsense

what 85% of both adults and kids lack

I'm trying to get through the line at starbucks, and the person up at the front is just standing there chatting with the person behind him/her instead of ordering his/her drink or food

frontline person:"ya i was watching the news the otherdat"

Me:"person is holding up the line and has no commonsense!"

by Chillice May 17, 2015

Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.

Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008