commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting
He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2010
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road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore
That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
by Funny frog April 07, 2016
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