Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

YouTube Comments

Human nature laid bare. As scary to read as it is to take a critical look inside yourself.

(in person)
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello how are you?
Person A: Good thank you!

(online, youtube comments and elsewhere, where anonymity almost guarantees no repercussions)
Person A: fuk you faggit go die
Person B: ill kill you stfu bitch
...

by over99 April 28, 2011

comment section

Where humanity goes to die...

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???

by SantoBougé October 20, 2015

commercium

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

Comment Conversation

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

by Suesworth February 24, 2009

top comment

The comment on a youtube video that has the most number of "likes".

"ima take a shit for 30 min, when i come bacc i expect this to be the top comment"
(40 thumbs up)
3CheWy211 2 months ago 40

From "Street Battle | Tah Phrum Duh Bush vs Likwuid Stylez"
(also known as "worst rap battle" on youtube)

by PKN_Math October 7, 2011

Commentary channel

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.

I adopted a child with a commentary channel

by Roboticlads April 22, 2022