spam comedian

boy/girl with a spam that’s overly funny

bobby is the best spam comedian of all time

by undaratedb November 7, 2021

Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!

I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!

by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023

Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.

Our little comedian 🥀💔

by a_random_user May 2, 2025

Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.

Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."

by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Canadian comedian

A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.

Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !

Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared

by immacookie September 21, 2015

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025