Colorumelectrodendritisisaturumorphophobia

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the fear of broken LCD screens (derivative from Latin; defectus colorum - "lack of color") from when the panel of an electromagnetic device becomes damaged, the liquid crystals then

this etymology derived from a particular dilemma called the "Saffman-Taylor instability" which shows the same uniforms seen in a cracked or broken screen display on an electronic-screen devices

1: "Look at how broken my phone is. Haha!"
2: "Ew, ew, ew! Get that away from me?"
1: "What?"
2: "I have Colorumelectrodendritisisaturumorphophobia. It's complicated..."

by LCD.00 January 7, 2023

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Connecticut Colostomy

When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.

Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!

by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021