Collapsed

AZ Alkmaar vs Dundee United, August 11th 2022

Dundee United's arse has well and truly collapsed here in Alkmaar

by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022

A Megnutian Collapse

A huge lead lost, brought about by boasting, high self-regard and poor management.

Wow! The Government had a huge majority which they lost completely in one term due to negligence and arrogance. What a Megnutian Collapse.

by Polaris92 December 14, 2025

chateau collapsible

Any wine( usually cheap, vinegar tasting ) that comes in a cardboard cask or box.

A couple of bogans turned up for dinner with a chateau collapsible, which means, we’re drinking everything else in my home except that horse piss.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Collapsed Doggy

A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.

Ayo babe, you down to try some Collapsed doggy later tonight and let me come all over your back?

by appletittiezz January 22, 2024

collapsed pie

A vagina that has seen too much action

Her lady garden looked like a collapsed pie

by LoverOfPies September 30, 2017

Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.

Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2023

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse is when a bodybuilder literally collapses on stage due to muscle cramps and fainting and lacking electrolytes. Sometimes they survive and someone gives them Gatorade or Pedialyte. But sometimes they die. Or they get a heart attack and go to the hospital because of lacking electrolytes. And most times, they're not given electrolytes (Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Chloride) on time and they die. So basically, bring a bottle of Gatorade with you when bodybuilding, or you could end up dying. Imagine posing on stage and falling down and professionals rushing to give you help is the last thing you see before you die. The vast majority of deaths occur on stage. And then they end up in a bodybag. Rip bro. :'(

Tony: I'm on stage for Mr. Olympia, but brought Gatorade because I don't want to die. I don't want to be a Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse statistic.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 1, 2025