Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

by boobhaver December 25, 2018

condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

coldnecks

A 'coldneck' refers to those people who aren't blessed with a mullet. Nobody wants to be a coldneck.

Badass with mullet: "What're your starin' at, coldneck?"

Coldneck: "Nothing, man, chill..."

Badass with mullet: "Yeah, that's what I thought...fuckin' coldnecks..."

by Rokken-Ass Jordon May 14, 2008

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Colone Pone

A ponytail that is braided and tied just like the ones of Colonial Times. It IS in good taste to immediately scream out such description to your friends and colleagues.

I was walking through the mall when I spotted a Colone Pone.

by BT 3PLO DEGREES BOIZ June 3, 2009

Crack a Cold One With the Boys

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006