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collus

A multi use word for anything ranging from hitting someone to having sex to being drunk.
"I fucking collused him for spilling my pint!".
"I was absolutely collused last night".
"I collused that bird last night".
"He's a fucking collus!!".
by truthtalker October 9, 2003
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Internal Combustion Engine

Its an engine you moron
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colbs

an individual who is so trawesome (tremendously awesome) that there is only one on the face of the earth. he transcends all lameness and honestly just rubs off coolness on everyone he touches. Sometimes people kill themselves because they can't be a colbs.
Man....if only I was a colbs so I could fly.
by popcultureexpert October 24, 2011
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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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collusive

The act of trading players (in secret) in a fantasy league, so that you "stack" a certain team, to benefit one of the managers so that this team becomes a dominant force, also know as conniving. By the way I did it, it's illgeal to do.
"Wow, Ryan and Nick are really good at the collusive crap, were getting screwed."
by Nicholas K. May 3, 2006
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Combustion

The act of a material or substance breaking or falling apart.
When we pressed the launch button, our rocket just suddenly combusted. Six months for just one big combustion.
by XxJake474xX May 18, 2008
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