Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010

Conlan

Guys named Conlan are absolute beauts. Hard working, good head on their shoulders. Funny as fuck. Can drink like an Irishman. Get’s along with most people but doesn’t take any shit either. Handsome and definitely a panty dropper. If your name is Conlan, crank some bud lattes and slide into an absolute Rocket tonight!

Anyone know where Conlan went last night?

by John A. McDonald November 22, 2021

coolani

a big cum slut who like to eat a lot

you’re such a coolani

by the big booty head April 27, 2022

Raul coolanus

watches toooooo much hentai
its all loli
arrest him

Hentai haven is awesome, i mighe bcome a Raul coolanus

by Sohnasfdkgjvsdfj ass October 30, 2019

Copland

a word used for a person with great looks who can perform amazing sexual feats

"wow you were great last night, a real copland"

by TheHumanDickshunary May 24, 2017

Cohan

The most amazing shanker.
Has the best intentions to do a poo and want at the same time.

Loves to get off while taking a devlin

Man I need to go toilet and do a cohan

by Godaddyooneoone April 21, 2021

Choland

Choland is the same as Texas state because its flag resembles Czechia or Czech Republic) and Poland flag so: Check + Poland > Choland = Texas). Maths!

I live in Lithuania and talk my native language but I like Choland, Dallas particularly for the christian music.So Choland is my favorite state.

by Andrius March 5, 2008