cocktang

Cocktang is an idiom for the male version of the word poontang.

"I really wanna get some cocktang tonight"

(spoken by a woman or a gay)

by Miff July 9, 2007

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.

At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"

by razziembessai August 2, 2007

cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".

After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.

by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009

Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.

We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.

by baloo1 November 14, 2011

Cocktown

A place where people come from and live who have had an interaction with another person and acted like a COCK.

A Cock by this definition is a person who, for no real reason takes pleasure in doing, saying or treating others with no regard, compassion or general empathy to other human beings.

After I'd explained my financial situation and why my rent was late my landlord issued me an intent to evict notice. Welcome to Cocktown

by mayorofCT December 17, 2011

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Cockbonding

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.

Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.

by Xaime May 28, 2019