Tyler cocktail is when one guy pours any two kinds of alcohol beverage in to your asshole then he plugs you up with his dick then shakes you until the drinks are mixed, then you leak the drink out of your ass in to a pitcher and serve it.
Bro I got so fucked up last night from a tyler cocktail it was cray-cray, I was scared to do it but said fuck it yolo.
by vegasbeast November 14, 2012
A glass of ice water with a wedge of lemon. Often ordered with extra lemon, which is used to make lemonade because the patron doesn't want to pay the $2.79. Common among the elderly Jews of Boca Raton, Florida.
"How's the check for your 8 top looking?"
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
by clitmouse September 03, 2008
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”
#SaveTheForeskin!
#SaveTheForeskin!
by Isl-96 February 10, 2023
A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
by Club228 June 25, 2021
An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.
by Imthejoker December 05, 2018
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
by RocketScience March 05, 2016
by antiari January 06, 2014