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cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
Eradicator is a cockspert.
by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011
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Cockakazee

Another Word for a "Wing Man"... One who takes one for the team.
Dude Im talking to this hot chick but she has a whale of a friend, I need you for a Cockakazee Mission.
by BuffaloHunter July 10, 2011
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cockslap

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!
by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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Cockshake

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.
Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.
by idrum6969 January 21, 2009
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