cockpit queen

Is a flight attendant that always works the position closest to cockpit. They are at the pilots beckon call and answers any and all requests that they have at the drop of a dime.

Carol sure loves working up front.

Betty: haven’t you heard, she’s a cockpit queen.

by Gert Barr April 6, 2021

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 3, 2014

Cockpit

The space under your balls in front of your asshole

Dude Jenny was giving me head last night and she was all up in my cockpit

by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015

Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

Cockpit Bunny

A Buckle Bunny is a person who almost exclusively dates pilots probably more so for the free flights and views..

and probably has a thing for a man/woman in uniform.

Cockpit Bunny: Noun

similar to Buckle Bunny, but instead is a devotee to Pilots and Aviation folk.

Use in a sentence:

“What about Brenda, she’s pretty?”

“Nah man she’s one of them cockpit bunnies, she just thinks i’m hot because i can give her a free ride… in the sky…”

by AviationMecha March 31, 2023

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 24, 2023

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017