cockney

a cunt

person 1 "are you a cockney"
person 2 "yes"
person 1 "HA!"

by PINK EYES! May 2, 2009

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

cockney

Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."

Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.

by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009

cockneck

Someone who has a neck that looks like a wang.

You got a cockneck.

by Jabobo March 21, 2004

cockne

Male genetial herpes, short for "cock acne."

The stupid sorority slut gave me a horrible case of itchy, bursting cockne.

by Eddie Lee April 29, 2005

cockney

Someone who pretends to be from London when they are really just close by.

cockney Hey, I'm from Luton! I'm a cockney Innit?
northerner You what? at thee end of thee day...

by Mr Bobla November 14, 2005

RADA COCKNEY

Faux cockney actor graduate of the RADA, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
The RADA Cockney is typically the male product of an affluent upbringing who feels immasculated by the priviledge of their background therefore compensating with the over use of a faux working class affectation.

any one who has ever been any of Guy Ritchies films. Guy ritchie is the RADA Cockney over lord his hench men include Nick Moran and Jason Streatham.

by mr lobby March 10, 2009