cocknerd

Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.

Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick

by waehu May 23, 2020

cockney

see cockney wanker

knees ap muvva brahn

by hwan-kah August 7, 2003

Cockney

What Man City fans call Man United fans due to the amount of Man United fans in London.

Falin' Cockneys. Just because you like New Order don't mean you should be a rag.

by Desigol December 28, 2005

cockney

a cunt

person 1 "are you a cockney"
person 2 "yes"
person 1 "HA!"

by PINK EYES! May 2, 2009

cockleech

david horseman

david horseman is bill clintons cockleech

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

cockney

Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."

Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.

by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009