cocknopper

A total asshole who embarrasses himself and anyone around him.

That cocknopper doesn't know how to act around people, don't invite him.

by Gyro99 May 6, 2016

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017

Cockapotamus

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.

"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"

by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020

cockapide

The art of making a human centipede situation but joining cock to ass.

Last night I lead the human cockapide it was a great time to be upfront

by Ryn025 August 31, 2020

cockapult

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff

right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cockapoo

Although the name could reference the crossbreed between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, this version of the cockapoo is when a man engages in anal sex with a woman and she leaves his member covered in fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Manno, did you hear about what happened to Mike last week?

Manno: No Joe, What happened?

Joe: It's pretty disgusting, Mary was so wasted she cockapooed Mike. I heard it took him five hours to wash it off.

by Bulldogs21 June 14, 2012