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cockster

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.
(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!
by Rubenusf October 29, 2008
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Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!
by buckmonster October 27, 2008
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cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.
What did you think it meant?
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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Cockter

A doctor who partakes in 'bum fancying'
Oh wow look at that Cockter!!!!
by thomasjameshenrypowellisreally October 14, 2009
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cockmite

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag
Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
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cockmeiser

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007
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shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
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