Cockadile Wrestler

One who wrestles cock, in most cases a massive bender

Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"

by 98JoeC May 1, 2012

Cockacidal

An individual who suffers a serious addiction to the male genatilia.

That crazy bitch, she was coming onto me like some kind of cockacidal maniac!

by Big-Al October 17, 2011

Cockmander

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.

My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.

by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006