cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

cockward

acting strange the first time you have gay sex

"yeah steve and i were about to get it on but he was so cockward!!"

by a_scientist April 23, 2009

cockward

Doing and saying all the wrong things arrogantly with complete self assurance.

With every date he becomes more cockward.

by L. Brooks April 23, 2007

cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

cockward

when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.

Joe, John, and Steve will be there, this could get cockward

by Mrs. Poorchoice June 30, 2010

cockward

a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved

Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."

by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010

Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010