Cockfest

A small or large gathering of males, usually at kickbacks/parties and hardly, or zero females

We need some bitches up in here yo! This place is one hell of a cockfest.

by MistahRigoh July 28, 2016

cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

cockmeat sandwich

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

cockenstein

to have an extremly frankensteinish penis

dude did u have sex last night .
yehh i did and she was like omg its likes a cockenstein down their

by kincadeus, and my pic hEnSoN June 27, 2010