cockmongler

A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.

Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.

by Jimmie June 18, 2006

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009

Cocktongs

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.

Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.

by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.

"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"

by The big K! August 7, 2009

Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).

"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"

by Muffinator June 15, 2016

cocklong

Unlike "cockstrong" which defines a man with unusual physical strength, cocklong describes a man with a large penis.

A lot of people think Wayne is cockstrong, but they often forget he's cocklong too.

by Ole Suge December 30, 2016