Power Couching

(V)- To sit on a couch that has no back legs to prevent the act of falling while you are sleeping. The couch has to have 2 cuhions, with the exception of couches that fat men broke while fixing the ceiling. Any couch that meetd the following requirements is said to be "powerful" due to superior comfortability, sitting, and awesomeness. (N)- Powerful Couch
(A)

Nouns-
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!

by DOWNS SKAMP DUMP March 18, 2009

couching

the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.

Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.

I couched on her stomach.

by starshineluv November 8, 2010

coachinged

When you are on COACHING process now but you also was in this process earlier this week/month/etc

I am coachinged person. From 2 years I am in COACHING process.

by PeterTheWolff August 21, 2024

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017