coachinged 

When you are on COACHING process now but you also was in this process earlier this week/month/etc

I am coachinged person. From 2 years I am in COACHING process.

coachinged by PeterTheWolff August 21, 2024

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

backseat coaching 

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

backseat coaching by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

Life coaching by alberto89 February 28, 2021

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

coaching fiasco by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

Coaching by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

coaching from the sidelines 

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

coaching from the sidelines by mr hankie June 17, 2006