Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs

Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts

by Frogandpig December 8, 2015

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016

Cunkle

(Cuck + Uncle)
That one uncle you have that lives with you after his divorce and still pays for his ex-wives stuff even though she cheated on him.

Man, I wish my cunkle would get over this and move out so I can play Smash Brothers in the living room again.

by juggsgotya December 7, 2016

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009

crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010