dj clue

Someone who shouts over popular club hip hop songs and then calls it a remix. Also known as DJ Get A Clue. Pollutes P2P networks with his crappy versions of songs.

DJ Clue clue clue...BRAND NEW REMIX remix remix...FEATURING JAY Z jay z DMX dmx DESERT STORM WHAT what what...

by dj clue May 1, 2004

no kit no clue

Used to refer to a n00b that forgot to buy a bomb defuse kit.

Originated from Counter Strike.

cuntstrikepro: omg disarm
n00b: what key do i press to disarm bomb lolz
cuntstrikepro: no kit no clue
n00b: #get out of there it's gonna blow#
cuntstrikepro has left the game

by ClouDstalker February 1, 2010

Your next clue

You’re almost at the end so pick up the pace
You definitely don’t want to be in last place.

The next clue is hiding on a tv

In the room with a quote about mazes that are easy.

Wow Benny. I wonder where I can find your next clue.

by Boonmeister April 14, 2021

Buy a clue

1. phrase used to reply to a person, of inferior mental capacity, when he/she talks shit about things he has no fucking clue about (usually used to quickly end an argument with one who knows fuck all!)

Used at international political conferences when replying to idiotic world leaders' statements (e.g. George W. Bush), to those that dispute war crimes (e.g. the Jewish holocaust, Armenian genocide, etc.), or those who dispute historical truths (e.g. the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, Alexander the Great was hellene, Hitler was a monster, etc.) When any of these statements are made, intelligent folks reply to the Cretin with "Buy a Clue!"

by alphaomegatozed September 26, 2009

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

dont gots a clue

to not have a clue.
to have no idea.
to be lacking knowledge in said subject

Scott: Yo dude, did you see that swamp-slinger? He was wearing stripes with plaids. He dont gots a clue!

by Christopher Morris April 17, 2008

not-a-clue

Not to have an idea

Can you guess who it is? not-a-clue.

by innovation1 November 5, 2013