crouser trough

A crouser trough, or trouser cough is when an individual Farts. But crouser trough is a different way to say it

-Oh dude nice crouser trough.

-Did you hear that massive crouser trough that just came out of jack?

by Pie_is_awesome108 December 23, 2020

Clouder

When you want someone to speak loud and clear but too lazy to say all the words.

Can you do that a little clouder?!?
Can you please speak clouder?!?

by wochebok January 22, 2021

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009

cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011

Stone Closer

Clutch Performer, coming from behind to finish 1st in a competition.

Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .

by Stonecloser January 10, 2023

Everyday its getting closer

I don't wanT to live another day

everyday its getting closer to death

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

Crouser

Used to smoke weed

the crouser rocks smoke a few bowls

by Pablo the drug mule dog November 29, 2009