Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Carolina Sand-Clot

A Carolina Sand-Clot is when you are fucking a girl on the beach and you shove a handful of sand up her vagina.

"Sup Broski, my girl just let me give her a mean Carolina Sand-Clot ."

by ArikDez July 30, 2016

drop a clot

slang phrase meaning to freak out over something, overreact or be too excited.

"When i couldnt get my home theatre system set up, I almost dropped a clot" or "Don't drop a clot, it's not that major"

by Slothy McGee July 21, 2008

bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...

Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.

by carpet bagger July 20, 2011

cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.

Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!

by Alicia Jalinski July 8, 2007

food clot

when you eat too much at one time and a lump food gets stuck in your esophagus...sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't.

ahh, I just ate my bagel too fast and now I have a food clot!

by enemee May 17, 2009

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011