The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.
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“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
by KittyCloset February 22, 2020
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Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.
Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012
Get the Closet Nymph mug.(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.
"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."
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He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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