taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse

Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.

Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

by Luc August 13, 2003

speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

Multi-Clicking Method

1) A method used by those who submit to urbandictionary. The method involves going to urbandictionary every day to click the thumb up in order to try to gain viewers, because it didn't make the word of the day.

2) Something that will happen to this definition if it does not become word of the day.

Goddammit! My words fart echo, lower angelina, sperm derm, and kesha with a dollar sign did not become word of the day. Now I am never going to be the big-shot urbandictionary submitter. Oh well! I better resort to the Multi-Clicking Method

by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012