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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.
Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....
by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007
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cock in da mouth

It's when a cocks in da mouth nigga
Hey look momma. Daddy's got his cock in da mouth of aunt Jenny
by Big daddy love biatch February 24, 2014
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Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Fat cock in the ass.

Code word people in prison should use for drugs.
John:Hey berry, can I have a fat cock in the ass. Berry:yeah man, I'll give it to you in the shower.
Guard1: what are those prisoners talking about over there in the corner.
Guard2: Something about a fat cock in the ass in the shower.
Guard1: well I'm definitely not going back to the shower area for at least a couple hours
Guard1:yeah, its not like there trading drugs back there
by 50shadesofdone November 21, 2014
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cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.
This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.
by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015
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Cock in Throat Face

While a girl is giving you head, you pull her by her hair and look at her face and laugh... dumb bitch.
Your sister has a great Cock in Throat Face.
by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003
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