Frodo's Cloak

A Flea ridden scratchy blanket most commonly found in Irish hotels.

Person 1: 'OMG guys have you seen "Frodo's Cloak", it's making my skin crawl'

person 2: 'Give it to Dracula it's his favourite thermal'

by Hollys Hens September 6, 2012

Bum Cloak

An unflattering cloak that is not sexy in anyway.

That bum cloak is really ugly.

by Klauski Bunn June 12, 2011

red cloak

From the movie 300, is a definition used on very drool-worthy men, the speaker would love to see parading in a red cloak, with just a leather speedo.

"There's a red cloak on that table."

"That guy's worthy of a red cloak."

by Selenia February 22, 2008

sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009

Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 14, 2009

Cunt cloak

A dry Robe when worn by someone who doesn’t use it for it’s intended purpose ie to get changed after participating in water sport activities

Look at that woman shopping in Tesco in her cunt cloak

by Bear141 March 5, 2024

Frodo's cloak

Another definition for ghosting

Don't go all frodo's cloak on me now bitch

by Hahapeniss2 October 7, 2019