Cliterature

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Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

Clitortoise

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."

Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.

by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007

Clitoridectomy

Removing of the clitoris

Miss Lucy had a Clitoridectomy in The Asylum.

by Striped Stockings Are My Thing April 27, 2009

Cliterature

A book that is hard to find, (which may or may not have a happy ending, like Star Wars II: Battle of the Clones)

Has anyone seen my cliterature on 18th century Floydism. He was a total Asian skydiver, just like Anna.

by erskinville December 9, 2012

cliterature

Pornography, plain and simple

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

clitorator

A man that is a master at eating pussy

Honey, don't stop eating me, you are the best clitorator in the world.

by Mr. Erotic January 15, 2010

Clitoranus

The clitoranus is a small organ in your butthole that makes you feel good when u take a huge dump. It is also know that anal porn stars tend to have clitoranuses that range between 2x and 4x regular size, thus allowing them to have an orgasm just by thinking about taking a shit.

Dude, she's taking that pole like she's got Dan's mom's clitoranus or somethin'

OMGWTF looka the size of that clitoranus

by Snagle July 23, 2004