chicks before clits

This is an expression similar to "chicks before dicks" and "bros before hoes", but it is used by lesbians and/or female friends of lesbians.

Lesbian: "Hey, I gotta date tonight with a hot, blonde girl!"

Friend: "But I thought we were gonna go see a movie tonight! I was looking so forward to it! Whatever happened to 'chicks before clits'??"

by blonde_lesbian91 September 12, 2010

Clitsquiggle

A squiggly Clit. Or an insult.

You're such a Clitsquiggle!

by Clitsquiggle November 5, 2012

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

clitical cerebus

a vagina monster that consists of pubes and teeth.

a girl with a huge camel toe but realy its a clititcal cerebus. justin biebers mouth is a clitical cerebus.

by emosanuba March 9, 2011

Clitini

A drink so girly, it might as well make you a woman.

Dude, we're all drinking beer and you're sitting here with a clitini.

by cornodog September 4, 2011

cliticus

A morbidly obese clitoris with barbaric qualities.

Yo man, I was going down on jessica and pulled her panties down and there is was...Cliticus.

by Dei.mos June 14, 2017

Clitoshovel

When you take a shovel and spank a girls ass while she rubs her clit, you do not stop until the girl yells “clitoshovel”!!! 4 times

Hey, I just clitoshoveled Ashley for 45 minutes last night. It was great!

by Dancoh March 25, 2019