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g-string cling

The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.
Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
by g-othermal October 17, 2008
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stage 5 cling-on

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008
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Honors Cling

Honors Cling: A noun/verb describing when students in Honors, AP, advanced, or accelerated courses struggle in said classes, but continue to take them anyways because they feel like they have to. This could be because of peer pressure, parental pressure, or what ever else might make them feel like they gotta.
"Aw man, you're taking three whole AP classes? Weren't you failing AP Chem last year?"
"Yeah, it's that Honors cling, dude. I'd quit all of 'em if I could."
by alex woah October 27, 2020
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winter cling

Like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, Netflix, and snuggling. And with lower standards.

Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."

Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
by skirtsIssue November 8, 2014
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Fling Cling

Having a short-lived relationship with a member of the opposite sex, and they continue to try to make contact with you after the fling has ended
My fling with Kate ended months ago, but she keeps texting me and wanting to hang with me again! I guess she is my fling cling.
by ziggy931 April 13, 2015
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Death-Cling

Holding onto a person or situation that has caused nothing but pain and suffering in your life.
It's better to leave a failing relationship than to 'Death-Cling' to the neglectful person with hopes of them changing.
by TheBambooPanda April 14, 2017
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Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.
I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.
by Dataspice May 8, 2009
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