Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

Clerge

Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box

Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!

by The_Clerger June 9, 2023

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

cleaginning

The proposed clearing of streets on a university campus which, like the announced snow day, proved to be a lie

The Colorado School of Mines facilities team will still cleaginning around 4:30 AM.

by CSM False Snow Day December 4, 2013

keith cheggers

Keith Cheggers is a cockney slang phrase used to describe someone who is pregnant

"Oh my god..im keith cheggers my mums gona kill me!"

by Sexy_Mofo August 9, 2006

Clebglonked

Ferociously turned on, to an extent above any previously seen on earth.

“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was ferociously pooping myself in my sleep. Literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me clebglonked.

by Pdiddy5546969 January 20, 2022

cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003