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Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.
Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016
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Claris

A charming and highly intelligent individual with a witty sense of humour. She may appear boring at first but is someone you would never want to sleep on. She often influences jealousy. Has been through a lot of bullshit but is able to handle it all. She is blessed with many talents and is extremely gifted.
Wow! She’s so amazing!! She’s definitely a Claris!
by Holysacredball July 5, 2019
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clark new jersey

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020
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Clarisse

Most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and stunning girl ever but somehow manages to not be up herself!

Amazingly supportive to all her friends which makes guys fall for her!

Great dancer and has a lot of hidden talents :)
must be a Clarisse
by Citrus girl May 9, 2011
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Clerks II

The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.
I saw Clerks II at 7:45 PM on opening night. It was the best 7:75 I've spent in over a year.
by Collin Jones July 22, 2006
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Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.
1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.
by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011
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Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.
by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003
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