Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.

"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "

by The3amigos September 23, 2016

Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.

Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?

by Cja17 June 4, 2016

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

Holy crappers!!

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008

sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun

Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"

by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017

Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.

Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'

by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003