moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage

dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do

by agg tactical May 29, 2011

Chutney Cup

Ginger hair-surrounded vagina

She's got a chutney cup to match the carrot top

by Delendi January 21, 2009

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 03, 2009

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

by theunsungheros April 27, 2006

chutney muff

red headed putts

Steve Longstaff=chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011

nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days

Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"

by Phloxxi December 16, 2017