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angry churro

When you cum on a mexican and then roll them in sand.
I got so mad at that mexican bitch that i turmed her into an angry churro.
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wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.
my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.
by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012
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Surprise Churro

When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.
Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.

I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
by WSUPDEN July 31, 2009
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consensual churro

Sex on a sandy beach and the man dips his dick in the sand prior to intercourse, and the woman is OK with it.
'We went at it on the beach and she WANTED sex dirty and sandy . So as I got hard and she made me wet and dipped me into the sand before mounting my churro. This was a Consensual Churro'
by Over Hung September 21, 2011
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Chilean Churro

When you shit in the sand and scoop it up with a toy shovel and pack it into a girls vagina.
Man, I have that hoe a Chilean Churro last night, I wouldn't sleep with her if I was you!
by Crazzyyyy May 10, 2014
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pink churro

Pink churro is a reference to a penis in the same way that pink taco is a reference to a vagina.
You just love the pink churro, don't you?
by joker060 August 14, 2014
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Guatemalan churro

A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing
Juan had a real Guatemalan churro

He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019
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