Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

Cheyanna

Cheyanna's are very sexy and appealing people. They are outgoing and respectful. When in a relationship, they are very loyal, except when they expect that you aren't. Cheyanna's are fun to have around, and can always bring a smile to your face.

Cheyanna is the best.

by heartturnedtoash January 22, 2009

choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

Cheyanne

A female angel who got lost on her way to heaven. You'll fuck up. She'll forgive. You'll hurt. She'll take care. You'll love. She'll love. She is an epitome of human beauty and personality. You will drown in her eyes. Don't fuck up with her. If you fuck up, you'll have God to deal with because God takes care of his angels. Look in her eyes and you'll see the solution to every problem, every worry taken care of, every pain numbed. Her eyes are

Fucking.

Stunning.

You have her, you have the world and more. You lose her, well just kill your fucking self.

You may be one person to the world, but Cheyanne? You're the world to one fucking person.

I love you Cheyanne.

Perfect (adjective):

1) Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

e.g. Cheyanne

I asked God for help. He made me meet Cheyanne.

by ZakR November 22, 2013

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

choafbag

Of or pertaining to the repeated sexual penetration of Miley Cyrus, unbeknowenst to Billy Ray Cyrus, by any person/object/extraterrestrial being at least 7 Earth-years her senior.

Eww - that rotten pickle is such a choafbag!

OR

"Did you hear about that guy who steals big screen TV's?"
"Yeah. What a choafbag..."

by bipean December 21, 2008