Dong chops

n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.

His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.

Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.

by Justice April 22, 2005

chops factory

A musician, usually jazz is described as being a chops factory when he/she is very good at his/her instrument. Comes from the word 'chops' meaning skills.

Woah man did you check out that that trombone player? Chops factory!

by Kitschead June 2, 2009

Chipism

The action of being fat/obese due to above average food intake. Used as an insult in most cases. British slang.

Yo that guy definitely got diagnosed with chipism, seriously bro, look at him.

by Faze Jemsabu November 24, 2018

wet chops

Another name for a vagina

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!

by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011

Chunder Chops

When you throw up and your chops (mouth) are forced open by the pressure of impending vomit.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! Did you see Jack today? He threw up EVERYWAAAAAH!
Person 2: Yeah, that boy's got chunder chops.

by chahaha May 20, 2015

cotty chops

cot• e• chops

Dryness of the mouth usually caused from smoking weed.

"Pass my water, I have serious cotty chops!"

by AllixNewport December 5, 2016

Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.

1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!

by MasterBatz, HarPoen, Bulgarian March 26, 2010