Cooks Source

Verb. To take private property without permission, (esp. written and intellectual), remove any inherent value under the delusion that they are making it "better," and pass it off as one's own for personal gain without bothering to obscure the real source.

When caught cooks sourcing, a person then becomes unreasonably arrogant, demands compensation for orchestrating the screw-over, and claims professional expertise on applicable cyber laws while demonstrating that they actually have less expertise than a teenage boy who just discovered there are things other than porn on the internet. See also: Griggs

My neighbor tried to cooks source my champion show dog. He stole Muffy out of my yard and started walking her around the neighborhood, right past my house. Then I received an invitation to the dog show, and a bill for the vet that spayed her! You should have heard him try to Griggs his way out of it: "Honestly, the dog was outside so it was public domain. You should be thanking me - I fixed her."

by Mearth November 7, 2010

Cooks Weekend

The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.

Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Cooksac

Refers to any scrotum when a cadre of tiny chefs makes their way in and stuff coconuts with dynamite. The cadre of tiny chefs will then proceed to smash the coconuts with a mallet on a table in the scrotum and produce an explosion of massive proportions (relative to the size of the chef) destroying both the chef, and inevitably the scrotum. A Cooksac is a scrotum in the time period the tiny chefs enter the scrotum, to the second the scrotum explodes

The young boy is depressed as he knows his seemingly healthy Cooksac will soon blow into smithereens

by Billy Barty December 15, 2007

Chooky Style

Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.

My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…

by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009

Cookssourced

To reprint or reproduce, with attribution and while adding mistakes, a copyrighted work. If confronted by the owner of the creative work, it is customary to demand payment from them for the added errors.

I know. It's already been Cookssourced. In a New Yorker cartoon. I have to pay them $10 because they spelled my name wrong.

by indignantwriter November 5, 2010

Hooj Choons

Major and groundbreaking Trance and House label, mostly re-selling major releases from a collection of smaller labels. Was the "go-to" label for years on the DJ circuit when afterhours, raves and nightclubs were a booming scene.

-"That track is absolutely incredible"
-"It's the latest release on Hooj Choons, by L.S.G"

by lushys December 3, 2009

yee choiks

when someone has big cheeks and you pull them and the suction from the teeth makes a yee sound

pull my cheeks they'll make a yee choiks sound and it sound nice

by Loig choik hahaha February 13, 2019