Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Chook

Chook are the combination of chain and hook.

It is used to express a feeling of happiness

Man, I just nailed my presentation this morning, it was off the Chook!

by Erlingtonsteel January 22, 2020

Chook it

Leaving site without notifying anyone

sick of this place, I’m gonna chook it

by B dirt dog December 20, 2023

Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.

Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"

by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021

chook

/chook/

noun
Biologically related to the chicken, and universally understood only in the land of yeah nah.

Deano: "Lunch was friggin awesome, whadahya reckon's for dinner"?
Macka's neighbour: "Macka said his missus' gonna roast a bloody hot chook."

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025