colette

One who will try to date the person that you like, flaunting all body parts possible to get attention

Girl1: Why would you try to date him??
Girl2: What's wrong with me dating him??
Girl1: You know I like him, you're such a colette!!

by Charmaine Lovette June 21, 2008

Colette

She likes sniffing the insides of ovens in the poor Italian resteraunt doen the street. It doesn’t seem to weird that many people out though because she’s done it so many times. The chef even invites her in for her daily sniffs of what was cooking in the kitchen that day. Among sniffing weird things, she has warp sudden attraction for people named Daniel. In particular one who partakes in soccer and is extremely intelligent. Colette has a main name she goes by which is Bowlette Bim.

You’re such a Colette

by Harambe for prez September 27, 2018

Cohlette Carlino

the girl with the goyalicous ghetto booty

"Dude, That girl over there has a nice Cohlette Carlino!"

by bob November 23, 2003

Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

by acrestare July 7, 2011

Colette

Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.

"Every Colette I've ever met was a total cunt."

by Kable Kronies April 23, 2019

chodette

When her vag os as wide and deep as a frying pan

Dude did you know that your moms a chodette

by poundtown01 October 26, 2011

Colette Dougherty

A fine ass sexy woman who don't need no man

Hey look its Colette Dougherty the goddess

by babibambi October 9, 2013