Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Choking

The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.

Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.

by Fuckandydalton January 5, 2014

Choking

Is the lack of swallowing.

If you're choking, just swallow.

by Taydizz227 April 23, 2020

Choking

Choking - Failing a big opportunity to hit something big. Macau / Borat, for example, is the king of chokes.

You saw that stream last night? Macau was choking so bad. He even choked the 6 man OS.

by sweggityswegsweg February 26, 2014

choking on the 8 ball

When a team or person collapse towards the end of their game when they had the lead.The term comes from billiards when a person is about to win but can't make the 8 ball in.

The 2004 Yankees were choking on the 8 ball when they were unable to put the Red Sox away.

by Sholom22 June 17, 2006